Assembling Furniture: IKEA Blood Rites
I’m putting together some used furniture and the instruction labels are slighly worn away. I’m pretty sure this one from IKEA is demanding blood sacrifice in order to consecrate its assemby.
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This is funny. Wear some kind of protective glove so you wont see blood when you’re putting together your furniture!