Justified Ideological Conflict

For the most part I’m not the Jyhad/Crusade sort, but there are a handful of issues which I believe human beings are justified in clashing over.  Among these are:

• Putting toilet paper in the holder “underhanded”.
• Not turning clothes right-side out before putting them in the hamper
• The belief that all dishes & pots need to be soaked overnight.
• Walking on the left-hand side of a trail or sidewalk (into other oncoming pedestrians).
• Plugging laptops in at coffee shops in such a way to block an additional outlet.
• Taking the last cup of coffee in an office before noon and not starting another pot.
• Striking up conversations in the “business” section of a public restroom.

Anyone got a stone tablet and chisel? There’s got to be  courthouse around here that could use a monument.