Make everything taste like bacon

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(Cnet) Have you ever found yourself thinking that veggies would go down easier, if only they tasted more like bacon? You may want to top them with Bacon Salt. The brainchild of two bacon-loving former tech workers, the zero-calorie seasoning lets you add a bit of bacony goodness to any food product. It comes in three flavors–original, hickory, and peppered–and, according to this post from Seattle alt-weekly The Stranger, has been enjoyed on “potatoes (fried, mashed, whathaveyou), corn on the cob, popcorn, watermelon, pineapple, steak, eggs (fried, scrambled), green beans, assorted vegetables, chocolate, Bloody Marys, pasta, guacamole, and peaches.” The salt is kosher and vegetarian, and the hickory flavor is vegan, but don’t go confusing it with health food: the lengthy list of ingredients includes corn syrup, vegetable shortening, and MSG.