Dear Would-be PS3 Owners…

Are you out of your frickin’ minds?  So far there have been a few fights in lines, a couple shootings, hired line-sitters and rampant implication of fraud in store reserve and distribution policies.  Is the thought of a holiday without the newest shining black monolith of gaming from across the sea just to painful to contemplate?  Let’s try to keep this thing in perspective, after all, it’s not a Tickle Me Elmo.

Yes, I have an ulterior motive. My news box is bursting at the seams as every news provider in the country sends their field reports out to stand in front of stores with long lines of the Great Unwashed Geekdom fiercely defending their spots.