Monitor for Sale – $20
Selling an older 16″ (measured diagonally) Packard Bell CRT color monitor. Model number 4480. Off white with some yellowing, but in great working condition. Integrated stand. Has integrated speakers and microphone, but I have never used these features and can’t vouch for them. Power and data cables included, great for a secondary work station or fish tank, grin. If you’re local to Atlanta, it can be picked up M-F, 9am-5pm in the Buckhead area or we can make other arrangements. Email mystech@www.arcane.org.
I’ll give you $25 for it if you promise to drop it off the roof of a large building at a place and time of my choosing.
Are you still holding that terrifying and beautiful event? If so, ok sure you have yourself a working (and doomed monitor).
Heh. No scaffold parties in the future at this time. I was thinking instead of generating a headline like “Local politician struck dead in freak computer accident”, but on second thought the world probably isn’t ready for a new wave of terror falling from the skies. Best if you offer the monitor to someone who will use it for peaceful purposes.
*ponder*
Is a monitor considered a deadly weapon under the law? Best to err on the side of caution. For the record, Cafe Arcane takes no responsibility for how said monitor is used.