State of the Breasts Address

Let me preface by saying that I realize that breast cancer is a very serious healthy risk. In no way am I unsympathetic to those suffering from it or their loved ones. I hope that people regularly and responsibly engage in regular examines; early detection is essential to treatment and recovery. With that in mind, I suppose I should be greatful that I receive monthly reminders to perform my own self-examine from a diligent woman’s health organization that will remain nameless.

It’s time for your monthly breast self exam, Geoffrey!
Please remember to practice good breast health by
performing your monthly breast self exam, visiting
your doctor regularly, and getting mammograms.

You will be sent another reminder, one month from
today.

For more information about XXXXXXXX or to
obtain one of our breast self examination kits,
visit http:xxxxxxxxxxxx.

I blame you, Twelveoaks.  🙂